Too-Lame Flat-Top

You can bet he's a load with some heft
Dans la tête though, this schmoe is bereft
With a figure unsightly
The guy's big but not sprightly
All his get up and go up and left.

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948): Glenn Strange as the Monster, Lenore Aubert as the "mad" surgeon, and Béla Lugosi as Count Dracula. Title by nonfat-top David Cairns.