Lovesicko

At her fervid, frenetic folk dance
He gets nervous and wet in the pants
By her shrine he is pining
But his spine needs aligning
Dan with curvy brunettes stands no chance.



In House of Frankenstein (Erle C. Kenton; 1944), hunchback Daniel (J. Carrol Naish) has a thing for gypsy Ilonka (Elena Verdugo).