Pissaunt

When hearing the voice of Aunt Bee

The same thought returns unto me

That desperate warble

Makes me feel so horr'ble

She sounds like she needs to go pee

Norm Knott

Bee's Wheeze

Some voices hit all the wrong keys
Consider the sound of Aunt Bee’s
A wavering noise
which sometimes annoys
Both grating and cute by degrees

Surly H