Thursday, May 22, 2008

Tall Doll

by Backthrow
Hollywood Bureau

Witness 50-foot Allison Hayes!
Through an HO-scale landscape she sways!
Her two-timing spouse
She'll squish, like a mouse
And his cheap juke-joint hangout she'll raze!

2 comments:

Norm Knott said...

She sure had a hard time of it
No chair for her where she could sit
No stylish clothes
And woe of all woes
No shoes anywhere that would fit

surly hack said...

If woman's a devil when scorned
What then is a giant gal horned?
Her fury and rath
Will cut a wide path
Just look--by torn clothes she's adorned!

A dish so big catches the eye
Tall gams that extend to the sky
Perspective like this
Of gorgeous, tall miss
Is wish of each height challenged guy